Having one those moments

I am having one of those days...

Moments where I think that someone should just shoot me and put me out of my misery...
I have a lot of unanswerable questions. If anyone reading this has some answers, please let me know because I think that they should replace the SEVEN WONDERS of the world...

1. Why are male OB/GYNs so feminine?
2. A corollary... why are they so passive-aggressive (perhaps the answer to #1 answers this question)
3. Why are MDs not very good at confrontation?
4. Why must we live with our families?
5. Why does baby poop smell worst when you don't want to clean it up?
6. Why run when you can walk?
7. Why are older men driving girly cars like a Volkswagen cabriolet convertible and running stop signs, cutting me off?
8. Why does the Queen of England need an IPOD with Obama speeches? (a little presumptuous) Just an IPOD would have been nice though she does already have one.
9. Why are social networking sites necessary? Another place to feel like high school all over again but now at 35+ years old.
10. Why am I here?

I am the HOO-HA DOC!